December 20th, 2008

Wudhuk zahir dan batin

Seorang ahli ibadah bernama Isam Bin Yusuf, sangat warak dan khusyuk solatnya. Namun, dia selalu khuatir kalau-kalau ibadahnya kurang khusyuk dan selalu bertanya kepada orang yang dianggapnya lebih ibadahnya, demi untuk dirinya yang selalu dirasainya kurang khusyuk.

Pada suatu hari, Isam menghadiri majlis seorang abid bernama Hatim Al-Assam dan bertanya, "Wahai Aba Abdurrahman, bagaimanakah caranya tuan solat?"

Hatim berkata, "Apabila masuk waktu solat, aku berwudhuk zahir dan batin." Isam bertanya, "Bagaimana wudhuk zahir dan batin itu? " Hatim berkata,"Wudhuk zahir sebagaimana biasa iaitu membasuh semua anggota wudhuk dengan air".

Sementara wudhuk batin ialah membasuh anggota dengan tujuh perkara :-

* Bertaubat
* Menyesali dosa yang telah dilakukan
* Tidak tergila-gilakan dunia
* Tidak mencari/mengharap pujian orang (riya ')
* Tinggalkan sifat berbangga
* Tinggalkan sifat khianat dan menipu
* Meninggalkan sifat dengki."

Seterusnya Hatim berkata, "Kemudian aku pergi ke masjid, aku kemaskan semua anggotaku dan menghadap kiblat.Aku berdiri dengan penuh kewaspadaan dan aku rasakan":

1. aku sedang berhadapan dengan Allah,
2. Syurga di sebelah kananku,
3. Neraka di sebelah kiriku,
4. Malaikat Maut berada di belakangku, dan
5.. aku bayangkan pula aku seolah-olah berdiri di atas titian ' Siratal mustaqim ' dan menganggap bahawa solatku kali ini adalah solat terakhir bagiku, kemudian aku berniat dan bertakbir dengan baik.

Setiap bacaan dan doa didalam solat, aku faham maknanya kemudian aku rukuk dan sujud dengan tawadhuk, aku bertasyahud dengan penuh pengharapan dan aku memberi salam dengan ikhlas.

Beginilah aku bersolat selama 30 tahun.

Apabila Isam mendengar, menangislah dia kerana membayangkan ibadahnya yang kurang baik bila dibandingkan dengan Hatim. Untuk munafaat kita bersama, Tolonglah sampaikan email ini kepada sahabat-sahabat

Sabda Nabi, ilmu itu milik Tuhan, barang siapa menyebarkan ilmu demi kebaikan, InsyaAllah Tuhan akan menggandakan 10 kali kepadanya.

Salam Ukhwah

Saturday, December 20, 2008 8:18 AM "zamri shamsuddin"

3 Old Guys

Sixty is the worst age to be,' said the 60-year-old RAMJIBHAI. 'You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.'

'Ah, that's nothin ,' said the 70-year-old KANJIBHAI. 'When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran ,sit on the toilet all day and nothin ' comes out!'

'Actually,' said the 80-year -old RAMNIKBHAI. 'Eighty is the worst age of all.'

'Do you have trouble peeing, too?' asked the 60-year old RAMJIBHAI.

'No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.'

'So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?'

'No, I have one every morning at 6:30.'

Exasperated, the 60-year-old TAMJIBHAI said, 'You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?'






'I don't wake up until 7:00.'

What do you see in the image below?

This scene of a woman doing some makeup in front of a mirror, looks like a skull from a distance. The title has two meanings : vanity is the name of a dressing table with a mirror, it also means excessive pride in appearance. The message behind the image is : don't worry too much about material things. We'll all be dead in the end.

(Ashes to ashes, dust to dust)

 Saturday, December 20, 2008 4:04 PM "Ahmad Fuad Ahmad" <>

Job Interview - Honest HR Question-Answers


If we were to honestly reply to all the HR Questions they would go something like this


1. Why did you apply for this job?
I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now.


2. Why do you want to work for this company?
I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don't have any specific company in mind.


3. Why should I hire you?
You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.


4.What would you do if we hire you?
Well, it depends on my mindset but I will try to work on whatever is allotted to me.


5.What is your biggest strength?
Basically, daring to join any company who pays me well, without thinking of the fate of company.


6.What is your biggest weakness?


7.What was your worst mistake, and how did you learn from it?
Joining my earlier company and learn that I need to jump to get more money, so I am here today!


8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?
Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job? I could demand more and stay there.


9.Describe a challenge you faced and how you overcame it?
Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.


10.Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?
For the same reason why you left your earlier job... more money


11.What do you want from this job?
If no work is given but keep giving good hikes


12.What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?
Make more money and for that keep jumping companies for every 2 yrs


13.Did you hear of our company and what do you know of us?
Yeah, I know that you will ask this, I've gone through your website


14.What is the salary expected and how do u justify that?
Well, no one will change job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra than what I am getting and that is unpublished industry standard (I know you will bargain on what ever I ask, hence, I have already hiked my current salary by 30%).


Saturday, December 20, 2008 2:09 PM "Ahmad Fuad Ahmad"


Cool Friendship SMS


Never say you are happy when you are sad, never say you are fine when you are not okay, never say you feel good when you feel bad, and never say you are alone when I'm still alive


How can you tell the rain not to fall when clouds exist? How can you tell the leaves not to fall when wind exist? How can you tell me not to fall in friendship when you exist.


I have seen angels in the sky, I have seen snowfall in july, I have seen things you only imagine to see, But I haven't seen anything sweeter than you.


Knowing a friend like you has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let you go, I would find a million reasons to make you stay!


If i'm in hell and you in heaven, I would always look up and be proud of you, but if I were in heaven and you in hell, I'd beg God to send me down cause heaven won't be heaven without you my dear friend.


If I could pull down the rainbow I would write your name with it and put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like you!


Yeah we're tight, and yeah we fight, but through all of it, there's one thing that will never change, we'll be friends forever


Friends are like gold. Each one is rich and they all last a lifetime.


Stay with me, I'll stay with you and we'll be friends, through and through


Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Dont walk in front of me, I may not follow. Walk beside me and be my friend.


Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control


I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.


In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME and beyond DISTANCE!

Saturday, December 20, 2008 12:47 PM "Ahmad Fuad Ahmad"

Letter to George Bush from Osama bin Laden

 Letter to George Bush from Osama bin Laden


After numerous rounds of 'We don't even know if Osama bin Laden is still alive', Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own hand writing to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of  coded  message:


Bush  was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice. Condi and her aides  had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.

No one could  solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, and then to  MI6.

Eventually they asked the Mossad (Israeli intelligence) for  help.

Within a minute the Mossad emailed the White House with this reply:

'Tell the President he's holding the note upside down

Saturday, December 20, 2008 10:07 AM ""