January 24th, 2009

This Is For Our Future


THIS IS FOR OUR FUTURE 

 

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today.

 

 

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. You are worried about seeing him spend his early years in doing nothing.

What? Is it nothing to be happy?
Nothing to skip, play and run around all day long?
Never in his life,will he be so busy again?

 

 

 

People who say they sleep like babies usually don't have them.

 

 

 

Never fear spoiling children by making them too happy. Happiness is the atmosphere in which all good affections grow.

 

 

 

We cannot fashion our children after our desires,we must have them and love them as God has given them to us

 

Friday, January 23, 2009 11:18 PM "Ahmad Fuad Ahmad" <fuad9_59@yahoo.com>

 

Beware of Women


Itulah Pompuan...??? jaga-jagaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!


 


Masa mula berkenalan...  

 

 

First date....  

 

 


First gaduh.. dah mula boring...  

 

 

Lepas kahwin,pasal tak kasi nafkah...     

Contributed by : Zulkeplee Hamid zulkeplee_hamid@yahoo.com

Friday, January 23, 2009 7:09 PM "Ahmad Fuad Ahmad" <fuad9_99@yahoo.com>

 

Good Morning



Problem is just the distance between the expected and the reality.

 

So, either expect less or accept the reality and the problem is solved.

 

Treat your life as a sea, heart as the sea shore and friends as waves.

It never matters how many waves arise in the sea,

What matters is how many have touched the seashore.

 

Have a great day!

Kisah Minyak Wangi Jawa

 


Didalam satu bas diwaktu petang semasa ramai orang berebut-berebut untuk pulang ke rumah terdapat seorang gadis yang keadaanya agak resah sedang duduk berdepan dengan seorang lelaki jawa yang sedang berdiri berhimpit-himpit dengan penumpang yang lain. Memang kebiasaannya di waktu begini jalankan jem. Jadi bas tu tak dapat le bergerak dengan sempurna.

Gadis yang resah tu rupanya ..nak terkencing. Tetapi dia tak dapat turun sebab orang ramai dan bas tidak berhenti rumahnya pun jauh lagi. Tahan punya tahan last-last terkencing le sikit. Bila dia perasan dia pun buat-buatle buka handbag dan cuba mencari sesuatu .

Tanpa disedari Jawa didepannya dah perhatikan dia dengan agak lama juga. Nak jadi cerita orang yang duduk sebelah gadis tersebut pun bangun sebab dah sampai. Jadi gadis tersebut pun alih le ketempat tersebut kerana sit dia dah basah. Jadi Jawa ni pun nak duduk le. Bila dia tengok basah dia tanye kat gadis tersebut.

"Aduh bu..ngapa tempat ni basah ya"...

Jawab gadis tersebut "Ohh... tadi botol minyak wangi saya tertumpah. Saya cari tutupnya tapi tak jumpa. Dalam beg tangan pun tidak ada".

Jadi Jawa tu pun keluarkan le saputangannya dan lap sebelum duduk. Setelah duduk dia pun cium le saputangan tersebut untuk menghidu wangiannya. Bau-bau punya baru le jawatu tau rupanya air kencing sambil tersenyum jawa tu jawab.."Lo...Kalau minyak wangi jenama ini..Kalau mau,  saya ada penutupnya."....

Saturday, January 24, 2009 11:35 AM "sh_khatijah@yahoo.com" <sh_khatijah@yahoo.com>

 

Aku Mungkin Tua dan Kekampungan .... (joke)


Suatu hari, seorang nyonya bernama Nyonye Mei Lee datang ke KL buat kali pertama selepas menang loteri. Beliau ‘check-in’ disebuah hotel mewah dan seorang pelayan membawakan begnya menuju ke bilik penginapan Nyonya Mei Lee.

Nyonya Mei Lee dengan girangnya mengikuti langkah-langkah pelayan itu  dan ketika pelayan tersebut menutup pintu, Nyonya Mei Lee melihat sekeliling.


Beliau tiba-tiba menjadi marah lalu berkata kepada pelayan tersebut, "Eksekius mi, lu jangan ingat wa tua, mali dari kampung, tatak tau duduk hotel.
Sudah baya latut latut, lu kasi ini bilik ka??? Manyak kicik!! tatak tibi, tatak lemari tatak apa pun??? katil mau titun pun tatak!!! Haiyyaaa, mau tipu olang ka??!!"

 Lalu pelayan itu pun menjawab, "Sabar Nyonya, ini baru lift, maaa...."

Contributed by : kay kaykancilputih@gmail.com

 

Top 10 High Tech Luxury Beds


Top 10 high tech luxury beds 


Multimedia beds have succeeded in turning more than a few heads in the past. No doubt, these high-tech luxury beds will ask you for some huge bucks in exchange for a blissful sleep, but can you really put a price tag on a good night's sleep? Multimedia beds have evolved into one of the most important pieces of furniture in any home and are here to stay as people are getting increasingly personal and fussy about their choices. Here, I have compiled a list of Top 10 high-tech luxury beds for geeks, like me, who think that living through the day with all the assistance from the gadgets is not just enough. Check out the fabulous beds after the jump.

1. Magnetic floating bed


 

 

The magnetically levitating bed by Dutch architect Janjaap Ruijssenaars is an upshot of six long years research work. The bed faces gravitation with magnets and it can support up to 900 kilos and is supported by four steel cables. The scale model of the bed was presented at the Millionaire Fair in June 2006 and the floating bed is estimated to be priced around 115,000 Euros for the scale model and for complete model expect to lay down around 1.2 million Euros.

2. Starry Night Sleep Technology Bed



The Starry Night Sleep Technology Bed from Leggett Platt is a spellbinding combination of technology and bedding that makes use of diagnostic tools to moderate temperature, monitor body movements and alleviate snoring. At $50,000, it's not just another run-of-the-mill luxury bed. It touts anti-snore technology to reduce snoring in mild to moderate cases by elevating your upper body a few degrees. Its dual programmable temperature control from 68 to 117 degrees Fahrenheit adjusts the temperature to your liking. The Sleep Diagnostic Center monitors body movement and breathing pattern throughout the night. If you are the one who can't live without music, the bed comes with an iPod docking station and 2500-watt surround sound system with four 8-inch subwoofers. Other salient specs include Internet connectivity, wireless RF remote that connects to a 1.5TB media server with four gigs of RAM, and a 1080p projector.

3. Hollandia Platinum-Luxe Elite sleep system


I bet you would never want to get out of the Hollandia Platinum-Luxe Elite sleep system. It boasts loads of other luxury options besides a retractable 32-inch
Sony Bravia HDTV integrated into the bed's footboard. The TV sits 80 inches from the headboard, slightly exceeding the normal 1:3 ratio of screen size to viewer distance, and the brightness dynamically adjusts to the ambient light, to reduce eye strain. The Elite is also equipped with a Sony Bravia theater system that includes a five DVD/CD changer, a five speaker surround sound system, a subwoofer beneath the bed for a complete hi-end experience, and an iPod docking station. Last but not the least; the bed gently adjusts to a comfortable reclining position. And, the the most useful feature is the integrated massage system that features four powerful motors with a micro-computer that provides 12 individual massage programs, and a 30-minute automatic shutdown. It also has a 13-inch retractable back-sliding system and Hollandia's telescopic head support. All the features are beautifully engineered into the bed, there are no unsightly wires visible in the room. The bed looks gorgeous design-wise too. The base is covered in Italian-designed fabric, which is a new, 100 percent synthetic fiber that protects the frame from pets. The Elite is available in white or gray to complement any bedroom decor.

4. Multimedia Bed with RUF Cinema


This magnificent multimedia bed looks like it is specially designed for a Hollywood movie. The bed has a home cinema rack fitted between the two-upholstered headboard bolsters with enough space for
DVD player and game consoles. The RUF Cinema's foot section has an aluminum cover that conceals the screen which can be easily assembled using the radio remote control. So, all it needs to make the screen stand-up and hide-out is a button on the remote control. Moreover, the padding on the headboards can be easily adjusted to suit your comfort.

5. Gravity Zero Groove bed

Hollandia International is quite known for producing extraordinary line of luxury sleep systems, mattresses, daybeds and bedding. The Gravity Zero Groove sleep system from the company comes with a 150-watt sound system to get your groove on. The two powerful sleep system motors and two massage systems with 12 massage programs make sure you never feel exhausted in the bed. The rhythmic lines and hip styling of this unique bed and mattress touts four-joint adjustability, back-sliding system, and a flexible shoulder comfort zone. The mattress is actually made from ventilated Talalay latex, which offers full comfort and support. No doubt, the Gravity Zero Groove sleep system will ask you for some huge bucks in exchange for a musical, blissful sleep.

6. Ultimate TV bed


Another cool entry onto the list is the Ultimate TV bed, the super-luxury bed with a single press of the wireless remote. The end of the bed opens silently to glide out a 22-inch flatscreen TV. The bed is delivered with in-built, electronic leveling. The price-tag is a complete knock-out for $32,375.

7. Histoire Do Be swivel bed


The Histoire Do Be is a rotating swivel bed run by remote control from Mobelform. The bed comes with built-in cabinetry with
TV stand and orthopedic mattress. The bed is available in different color, sizes and wooden assortments. So folks! Give your bed-room a nice make-over with this gorgeous looking round-shaped remote-control bed.

8. Gustarle TV Bed



The Gustarle TV-Bed comes complete with Samsung flatscreen LCD TV with built in DVD player. This impressive waterbed comes with the latest top of the range Samsung 26-inch LCD TV and the
Sony high definition DVD player. Several wood finishes are available for the bed, headboard and footboard, together with a superb choice of real leather fabrics for the inset panels on the headboard and each side of the footboard. This gorgeous TV Bed is also available with Visco Elastic memory foam mattress upon request. Available in various sizes, the 200cm model will set you back £6,950 (US $13,577).

9. Indestructible Bed


The Quantum Sleeper Unit is a high-level security system designed for maximum protection in various hostile environments. The high-tech bed folds up into a fire-resistant coffin-like box to keep you safe from any uneventful event. The bed is fitted with a high-level security system that protects you from destructive forces of nature, bio-chemical terrorist attack and kidnappers. Besides, the bed is not just about protection, it is also the ultimate in entertainment and communications as it also comes with a built-in CD player, DVD Screen with PC hookup, microwave and refrigerator along with cellular phones and radios to keep you connected to the outside world! The bed is designed to enable the person(s) inside the unit to see out and prevent those outside from seeing in. The bed, though not in production, costs an estimated $135,000.

10. Sonic Bed by Kaffe Matthews


Behold the big bed! The Sonic bed is a gigantic bed with 12-channel surround sound. It may resemble a wooden tank from the outside, but it touts enough speakers inside to make a
perfect home theater set up. Designed by Kaffe Matthews as a museum exhibit, the bed runs on 220 volts of electricity and covers every inch of your body in sound. All you need to do is hook up a TV and you will never feel like leaving your bed.

Friday, January 23, 2009 7:53 PM "fuad9_99@yahoo.com" <fuad9_99@yahoo.com>