January 27th, 2009

GOLF and the meaning of life

What is the acronym of  GOLF   

 

GENTLEMEN ONLY LADIES FORBIDDEN

 
GOLF  AND  WHAT IT ALL  MEANS



Golf  can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by  the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer.  

Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left  and the ball goes right.   The lowest score wins.  
And  on top of that, the winner buys the drinks

Golf is harder  than baseball. In golf, you have to play your foul balls.

If  you find you do not mind playing golf in the rain, the snow, even  during a hurricane, here's a valuable tip: your life is in trouble.  

Golfers who try to make everything perfect before taking the  shot rarely make a perfect shot.

The term "mulligan" is  really a contraction of the phrase "maul it again."

A  "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers  ...neither of whom can putt very well.

An interesting thing  about golf is that no matter how badly you play; it is always  possible to get worse.

Golf's a hard game to figure.    One day you'll go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the  traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and for no  reason at all you really stink.

If your best shots are the  practice swing and the "gimme putt", you might wish to reconsider  this game.

Golf is the only sport where the most feared  opponent is you.

Golf is like marriage:  If you take  yourself too seriously it won't work, and both are  expensive.

 

The  best wood in most amateurs' bags is the  pencil. 

 

SENIOR'S  DAY  AT THE COURSE



David  Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than  Sex

 

#10.. A  below par performance is considered damn good.

#9... You can  stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.  
#8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.  
#7...  Foursomes are encouraged.
#6... You can still make money doing  it as a senior.
#5... Three times a day is possible.

#4...  Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone  else.  

#3...  If you live in Florida ,  you can do it almost every day.

#2... You don't have to cuddle  with your partner when you're finished.     
 

And  the NUMBER ONE  reason why golf is better than sex.....  

#1...  When your equipment gets old you can replace  it!

 

Tuesday, January 27, 2009 10:05 PM "Sharifah Khatijah Syed Abdul Rahman Al-Attas" <sh_khatijah@yahoo.com>

 

Beautiful Morning Thoughts


Good Morning!!!!! !!!!!  

  

   

 

              

                                        Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:11 AM "Ahmad Fuad Ahmad" <fuad9_99@yahoo.com>